Upcoming Thirteen classes

  • Next classtimes TBD

YEAH ITS TIME. Often referred to as “the next Britney Spears” (and I do agree), Tate McRae enters the PG-THIRTEEN routine rolodex. Let’s get on the ice rink and get GREEDY. (Watch the music video ugh I love her.)

THIS WEEK EACH TICKET COMES WITH A +1!!! Sign up and bring a friend. (Make sure you both have knee pads for this one!) Roll call will be taken so please plan to arrive with your +1. (You’re also still welcome to attend without a friend, this isn’t a partnered routine, just an opportunity to share the cost of the ticket or gift to a friend! A way to hang out together on a sexi Friday night.)

It’s such a sexy sexy song I mean these lyrics:

I would want myself
Baby, please believe me
I’ll put you through hell
Just to know me, yeah, yeah
So sure of yourself
Baby, don’t get greedy
That shit won’t end well
Ooh, end well

DAYUM! Okay yeah so let’s pack Mark Morris out and slide our knee pads on so we can feel confident and check in with that modern day Britney side of ourselves.

See you there honey.

About PG-Thirteen:

Welcome to the class roster PG-Thirteen, for those routines that are a bit more sexi. Warning label needed. A routine the “bad influence” in the neighborhood would do. Let’s all pierce our belly buttons in the basement after class. Dress in layers if you wanna add taking some off (there will be moments for that) or just take off air like a sexi mime. But real knee pads.

About Thirteen:
Dance classes can be intimidating, you go and it’s like “5,6,7,8!!!” go go go and like, Beyoncé’s backup dancer is in the class on a day off doing it all so fast and you feel like “well I can’t do THAT”. No no this isn’t a class like that at all. In fact, the choreography is designed to make you feel like you’re thirteen years old in a backyard and we are all gonna work on a routine to show our parents before dinner and they will say “oh that was…interesting.“ Low stakes. But still a full body workout. And a full hearted time.

p.s. knee pads always recommended for all level fun

No refunds, transfers permitted: DM or email the name swap, and please forward or screenshot the confirmation email to the new attendee. They’ll check in with the name of the original ticket buyer.

THIRTEEN classes are designed for adults 21 years of age and older. All ticket-holders must be at least 21 years old.

Full studio details will be emailed to ticket-holders.

Announced routines subject to change.

Auditing of class is not permitted. All attendees are expected to fully participate in the experience. Media inquiries may be sent to hi@angelatrimburdance.com.

By signing up for class, you understand that you are responsible for taking your own proper safety precautions and will not hold Angela Trimbur Dance or the dance studio liable for anything. Angela is not a certified athletic instructor but she IS very versed in Fun.